I see the Pink 'Un have a similar bed wetting scale.....might be WWII

Noting the varying shades of angst and bravado/ optimism and pessimism on here at the moment, I think the time has come to introduce an empirical measure which we can use to describe the state of our underwear as events unfold over the coming weeks.

The Wet Pant Scale

0: Arid: Pants have the consistency of sun baked cardboard.

1: Droplet sprinkled: Knickers still crispy but one or points of moisture are present.

2: Tendency to moistness: Undies have lost their crunchy quality, allowing them to mould to your form but are still somewhat dry.

3: Slightly soggy: Briefs are noticeably heavier due to the retention of liquid but no dripping is present.

4: Wet: Seepage is now an issue. Legs are warm.

5: Sodden: Outer garments are now also infused.

6: Flooded: Lower half is awash. Standing in an ever-expanding pool.

Posted By: BSE Canary on May 1st 2013 at 10:49:03

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I see the Pink 'Un have a similar bed wetting scale.....might be WWII (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 1, 10:49:03
- Pit's scales is better (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, May 1, 11:06:29
  - here here *waves paper (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, May 1, 11:32:27

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