Wrath Rele-Con Index Table

51eve: 5
AB: 5
Adster: 4
Basil Wrathbone: 3.5
Berlin Canary: 4
bird table: 3ish to 4
BSE Canary: 2.75
Bufdord T Justice: 2.5
CB41: 4
Charles21: 5
Chelts: 3.5
Chris Peacock: 5 (Burrito parpage)
Dennis Moore: 4
Dog: 3.25
Dr Dublin:4
Duck: 2 or 3
duke of york: 3
Dunney: 2.5
earlydoors: 4
emmaroyds: 3.5
Highway: 4
jafski: 3 (with parpage)
Jumbo1: 9
Kangol Canary: 2.5
Ken DDG: 5
Klobo04: 3.5
Knitted Jesus: 3
Mecagoenti: 5
mike the sphinx:4
mr carra: 2.5
NJ_Canary: 2
norway: 3.5
Old Git: 3
pants: 5
Pit: 2.75
Ralf Scrampton: 4
Shoddy: 4
Strap on Sally: 5
Surrey Yella: 4
Tombs: 6
Tricky Hawes: 3
VeryMuchDiss: 2.75
Vivid Data Shark:4
Yelloman: 3

Index Notes:-

5 - Relaxed. No thoughts of relegation. Blithe attitude. Looking forward to another season in the Prem with Winkelwolf.

4 - Slight discomfort. No real danger but have thoughts of the drop. Finger the league table and other results out of interest on a Monday morning whilst taking a s**t at work.

3 - Awkward. Have regular thoughts and fear of relegation. Sweat during final score. Feel physically sick when we labour to a home draw. Holts attitude, lack of goals and ballooning belly are starting to get on your tits.

2 - Tilt. Constantly worried about relegation. Night sweats. Drinking heavily. Not sleeping well. Obsessive use of the BBC Predictor feeds your anxiety. Totally gone off sex. Not eating well. Smoking like Dot Cotton in a Marlboro factory.

1 - Bedwetter. Full on plot lossage. Total loss of bladder control. Bowels in massive trouble. Constant nightmares of a Tuesday night away trip to some Midlands s**thole in January. Personal hygiene has let go. Hermit like existence.

Posted By: Pit on April 19th 2013 at 12:06:26

Message Thread

Wrath Rele-Con Index Table (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 12:06:26
- 3.0 this week (3.5 last week) (n/m) (NCFC) - fond, Apr 19, 13:45:12
- 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 19, 12:39:57
- 3.0 for me prior to Reading game (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 19, 12:29:06
- updates noted. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 12:24:23
- 3.5 for me please (n/m) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Apr 19, 12:21:28
- I'm a 3 please Pit (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 19, 12:17:37
- Can you do another list in numerical order so that I can see where I am in the league plea (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 19, 12:11:05
  - yes. later on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 12:15:52
    - Chairs Pit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 19, 12:16:48
- What is 9? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 19, 12:08:50
  - if man is 5 (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 19, 12:19:40
  - no idea. think i will ban these silly answers ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 12:16:10

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