ok H, just for you - say, right, what if you were out on a works do near Christmas at some

crappy gastropub, most people have driven because they don't really want to be there and want to get away as soon as possible - it gets to the dregs of the evening and a couple of pissed, screechy women from the office are left.

You make your way to the toilet to have a piss thinking 'maybe I can make last orders in the pub with my mates if I nick off now' - but then a displaced girl grabs your shirt and whispers harshly in your ear "I have put your mum and some of her crass, dress jewellery in a high tree house of my own making, she can't escape and her things are getting cold - to give her the freedom she craves you have to either: fluff up sixteen pillows in a mans house or call to a dangerous farmer, stroke his hessian-clad leg whilst placing a caterpillar's eye on his brow..

difficult one I know..

Posted By: malkybarkid on November 9th 2005 at 16:21:22

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yawn - anyone want a conundrum? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:09:19
- yep (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 16:13:32
  - ok H, just for you - say, right, what if you were out on a works do near Christmas at some (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:21:22
    - Whats fluffing up a pillow? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 16:26:00
      - aaaah, the farmer scares you doesn't he? - therein the dilemma - go on decide!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:27:22
        
        fluffing up the pillows (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 16:30:30
        
        good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:32:19
        
        small good? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 9, 16:34:04
        
        Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 9, 16:41:33
    - Because I'm a bit working/middle rather than proper-middle class ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 9, 16:25:08
      - yep, more or less, although the food doesn't always have to be decent (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:26:14
    - that's not a conundrum. that's more like a dilemma. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 9, 16:24:02
      - yep, fair point TH - from now on they will be dilemmas (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:25:21
- why are long-term interest rates so low even tho the Fed are tightening? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 9, 16:10:07
  - that's one for Tudster - I was thinking one of my wayward ones (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 9, 16:11:15
    - Gooo warn then (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 9, 16:13:35

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