and now the subtext
Canaries.co.uk: Thanks for taking the time to talk to us Ricky. It must be exciting for you to be joining Norwich City in the summer - how happy are you to be making the move?
Ricky van Wolfswinkel: Not all that exciting really. I'll be glad of the extra cash.
Canaries.co.uk: Has it always been an ambition of yours to play in England?
RVW: It has always been a dream of mine to play in England and in the Premier League and I'm positive that I can get a proper move later on, as long as I'm not utter gash.
Canaries.co.uk: What do you know about the Canaries and what was it about the Club that persuaded you to join?
RVW: Fuck all, actually. Jerry Goss, um, they beat those Arnhem t**ts that year, but, uh, no, that's it, really. Oh - they wear a bit of a poncey kit. May have to get my Image guys onto that.
Canaries.co.uk: Would you say Norwich City is the ideal club for you to achieve your ambitions?
RVW: Yes, whatever, anyone in the Prem would've done, really.
Canaries.co.uk: What is your ultimate target for when you join up with your new team-mates in the summer?
RVW: score a few, f**k off to the top six asafp mate
Canaries.co.uk: When you spoke to Chris Hughton, what impression of his vision for the Club did you get?
RVW: I slept through most of it to be honest. I treid to make him promise to off that lardarse that plays up front, but he was a bit evasive. Well I ain't passing to him anyway, sod that.
Canaries.co.uk: And have you spoken to any of the current Dutch players who currently play their football on these shores?
RVW: Fuck that! Have you spoken to any cloggy footballers? Cunts, all of them.
Canaries.co.uk: Was it difficult to leave Sporting, and do you have a message for their fans?
RVW: well no, because they were s**te and you don't want to be associated with s**te like that. The weather was all right, though. But Norfolk will allow me to get on with my whelking, I think.
Canaries.co.uk: What are your targets between now and the end of the season?
RVW: Ker-chinggggg!!
Posted By: DrDublin on March 24th 2013 at 14:55:29
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on March 24th 2013 at 15:06:35
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- Wolfy Q&A, copy and pasted from site as the site, is annoying...... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 24, 14:55:29
- and now the subtext (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 24, 15:06:35
- Bollocks, I forgot to put the gag in about being aware of the reputation of the snakepit (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 24, 15:22:40
- Haha that was absolutely brilliant that comment (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Mar 24, 15:27:22
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- (and not entirely serious shodds) (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 24, 15:09:03
- Bollocks, I forgot to put the gag in about being aware of the reputation of the snakepit (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 24, 15:22:40
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