Bloke goes to the doctors
because he's having trouble with premature ejaculation.
Doctor thinks for a moment and then suggests that when he thinks he's about to come he needs to scare himself. The Doctor recommends buying a starting pistol and firing it in the air to prolong the sex.
Two days later he goes back to the doctors. Doc asks him how it went. Well he says "not good actually."
"I was having a 69er with the wife and then felt myself about to come so I fired a shot in the air."
"What happened next?" asked the Doctor.
"Well" the man said "my wife s**t on my face, bit my bell end off and the milkman came out of the wardrobe with his hands up."
Posted By: Old Splat on March 21st 2013 at 21:25:13
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