Grossest dodgy claim to fame...

After a gig with his own project band at the Oval, Nicko McBrain (Iron Maiden drummer, part-time pisshead and full-time dickhead) was larging it up to the crowd and someone shouted "Shut up Nicko and show us what you're made of!".

So he got out his horrible, small and deformed knob and shook it around.

Really not a nice experience!

Posted By: Steve in Holland on November 7th 2005 at 14:38:35

Message Thread

dodgy claim to fames...................... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:13:40
- chanted 2-0 to the norwich boys at the top of my voice (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Nov 7, 16:03:06
- had a leather football delivered to my house by Terry Allcock (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Nov 7, 15:55:45
- Had a drink with John Lennon in Liverpool (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 7, 15:49:48
  - no sorry had a drink at the John lennon in Liverpool, Terminal 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 7, 15:52:41
- Charlie from Casualty was arseholed in the hotel lobby on my watch as hotel porter. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:07:11
  - The Bloke Who Walks Backwards Facing The Queen At Opening Of Parliament (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Nov 7, 15:28:44
- i gave Carthorse Kuqi the MOTM award once............... (General Chat) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 7, 14:58:15
  - I really think you should resign from the board now unless the excuse is a good un (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 15:00:12
    - well................. (General Chat) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 7, 15:03:12
- Remember some more (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:53:31
  - and you live in the city where Baas B and Lange Frans peddle their trade (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 15:00:14
    - No I don't live in Amsters... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:04:54
      - lol i know (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 15:09:29
- Ive met Chris Packham (General Chat) - Caecilius Carey, Nov 7, 14:51:33
  - Not KILLED (General Chat) - Caecilius Carey, Nov 7, 14:53:56
  - Anne Widdecombe sat on him and farted (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:53:00
  - Nutkins is dead?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Nov 7, 14:52:19
- Patricia Routledge (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Nov 7, 14:50:13
  - apparently she's tiny (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:50:44
    - Yes, Definitive "Little Old Lady"... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Nov 7, 15:26:15
- Oh I did see Giggs, Van Der Houw and Roy Keane at York races once (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:44:32
  - was keane slagging the other two off?? (n/m) (General Chat) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 7, 14:48:27
  - YR = York Races? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:47:52
- Here's a few.... (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Nov 7, 14:43:41
  - So none of "your" claims to fame then (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:46:29
    - Yup your right, but still impressive don't you feel!? It's helps...... (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Nov 7, 14:47:58
      - not really (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:49:57
        
        Git! Although i can say i have links with Bowie and Jagger :-P....also..... (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Nov 7, 14:51:03
        
        getting worried now PK (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:52:57
        
        When i say how did you find him, how did you find her...... (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Nov 7, 14:54:03
        
        ah, pleasant enough (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:57:21
        
        Sounds quality,fair play :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Nov 7, 15:35:00
  - Any that don't relate to the Stones? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Nov 7, 14:46:26
    - Yes the david bowie one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mick_Jagger, Nov 7, 14:48:13
- errrrr (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:38:52
  - how about when you met Greeno? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:57:03
    - lol (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:57:38
  - Oh, and I saw Bruce Forsyth walking past Harrods (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:49:25
- Grossest dodgy claim to fame... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:38:35
  - Glad you took the time to assess his knob and make those observations. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Nov 7, 14:42:50
    - You can't help but look. And anyway (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:48:49
  - we have a winner! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:39:38
- Had lunch last weekend with someone who is, err, about 5th to 10th in line to the throne (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:37:55
- I saw Matthew Le Tissier asleep outside a shop I worked at. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 7, 14:34:42
- hmmmm (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:34:07
  - We've all had an encounters like that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:38:56
    - Yeah the boring ones were (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:40:54
  - whos........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:36:13
    - a guy who likes to catch sparks flying from heels (General Chat) - Stoopish, Nov 7, 14:36:55
  - Umm ... I met Cliff Jones from Gay Dad once ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 7, 14:35:47
    - That's more like it...I also met John Iman as he was free... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:42:33
    - was reading about him the other day in an NME from Spring 2004... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:40:00
      - Cliff was a surprisingly pleasant bloke as it happens! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 7, 14:50:24
      - Tell him to fack orf the wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:46:28
  - your back is going to seriously ache (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 7, 14:35:10
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:35:24
- Was once called an "asshole" by John Riggins (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:32:35
  - I remember shouting Tottenham reject quite loud at Darren Caskey as he (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:38:44
- Oh yeah, and as a small cub I saw David (Kid) Jensen's penis... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:32:23
- I saw mikel beck getting a train to london the day of the boro cup final (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:31:56
  - Proud Mary? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Nov 7, 14:32:45
    - giggle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 7, 14:36:38
    - a really shit band Neol Gallacher signed (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:33:57
      - one good song though (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:34:44
        
        I was thinking that when I was typing (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:37:22
- I met Davy Jones from The Monkees and he walked under... (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Nov 7, 14:31:06
- roy waller is my godfather (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 7, 14:31:03
  - You jest... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:34:22
    - nope my old man worked with him at the AA (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 7, 14:35:21
      - Tell him to retire, would you? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:38:43
        
        havent spoken to him for years (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 7, 14:39:53
- Steve Walsh................ (General Chat) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 7, 14:28:28
- another of my all time fave irrelevent claim to fames......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:27:56
- I once met Geoff Capes in a kebab shop in Lewisham. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Nov 7, 14:26:18
  - good shout! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:28:15
- watching a decidedly pissed and wobbly Mike Milligan telling EoM he had a victorian (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 7, 14:25:32
- my uncle played for Plymouth against Norwich in 1957 (ish) (n/m) (General Chat) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 7, 14:22:21
- I'll raise your Roger De Courcy... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 7, 14:17:20
  - I'll see your Matthew Kelly & I'll raise you.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Nov 7, 14:19:57
    - I'll take you Patrick Anthony and raise you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:22:33
      - frank carson............ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:24:27
        
        was it the way he told them, or were they genuinely funny? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 7, 14:27:14
        
        cant remember, but seemed............ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:29:20
        
        And I bumped into Maxwell from BB6 with the cub on Sat afternoon... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:26:45
        
        And you're not going to believe this.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Nov 7, 14:26:24
        
        excellent!!! do you know........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:31:02
        
        It was my first visit to Blackers.. & didn't see Richy anywhere!.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Nov 7, 14:34:09
        
        realllllllllllly? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:37:52
        
        Pop in for coffee!... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Nov 7, 14:43:31
        
        cool, will do! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:48:23
        
        But I do believe it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:28:11
        
        You're just jealous cos you haven't got a 'Big One'... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Nov 7, 14:31:48
        
        The London Eye is jolly big... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:35:11
        
        ah, the london eye.............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:39:19
        
        I bet they were big fuckers too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:49:00
        
        I went on it on Friday - small smart (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 7, 14:38:03
        
        Small big too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:44:08
    - ahhhhhhhhhhh....................... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:21:55
      - Bird with the big nose identified... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 14:24:55
      - BC you mean? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 7, 14:24:11
        
        At least I humoured him... :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Nov 7, 14:25:22
        
        Understandable in the circumstances... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 7, 14:29:36
        
        Oi!!!............ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:31:45
        
        yep!!! and (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:25:06
      - Wow! Highly impressive........ (General Chat) - Squirrel, Nov 7, 14:24:06
        
        of course, should have read BC!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:25:40
  - good shout - nice and camp too! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:18:18
- Myra Hindley...made me my last hot drink of the 1990's!! (n/m) (General Chat) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 7, 14:15:37
  - explain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:16:09
    - somthing to do with work-----------nuff said! (n/m) (General Chat) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 7, 14:16:55
      - ahhhhhh............. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 14:18:37

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