As Steve mentions above, the ones to watch out for are the nutter animals.

Wolverine, Honey Badger, Leopard, angry goat.

Then there are the big reptiles to avoid in the later stages: salt**ter crocodile, anaconda, gila monster, Komodo dragon.

Grand final would probably be between a drug-fuelled crocodilian beast and an enormous overgrown cat. Or an elephant high on the pure rage that comes from not playing two up front. Or something.

Posted By: APB on March 3rd 2013 at 21:56:53

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OK, we agreed that a chimp would easily defeat a dog in combat. Which species does the (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:21:34
- How about a Gideon? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 3, 22:15:58
  - Aren't they Christians? (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Mar 3, 22:27:44
    - They st (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 22:59:49
      - They still give them out (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 3, 23:00:40
    - Nobody notices a Gideon. Thats the point. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 3, 22:49:44
- As Steve mentions above, the ones to watch out for are the nutter animals. (General Chat) - APB, Mar 3, 21:56:53
  - Hippo's. They are permenatly seeving about one thing or another. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 3, 22:04:53
    - Only effective in mud. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 3, 22:20:06
    - I reckon a Rhino would give a Hippo a right kicking (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 22:16:31
      - Second leg of the semi-final was under water though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 3, 22:22:49
        
        Hmmmm. Alligator? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 22:29:08
        
        What as a substitute? Still fancy the Hippo (General Chat) - Old Splat, Mar 3, 22:52:01
- What about a virus? (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Mar 3, 21:25:03
  - yeah, but would make shit TV (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 21:59:51
- a shark (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 20:51:04
  - Which kind of shark? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:52:04
    - a stupid one (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 20:52:27
      - They're all stupid, act only on instinct. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:53:29
        
        ok what about a crack-fueled Dolphin? (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 20:55:03
        
        No, dolphin would get rinsed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:59:45
        
        none of them would beat the current World Champion (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 3, 21:15:47
- Walrus (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 20:31:00
  - Too late, Buffalo has beaten the Chimp. So it's Buffalo vs Walrus. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:32:16
    - Walrus Versus A Piranha (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 3, 20:42:35
      - On land or in water? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:45:49
        
        In the UEA Sportspark swimming pool (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 3, 20:47:53
        
        No beers for the Piranha. Dead, they're effective in large groups, not solo. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:50:58
    - Are they in a pit or something? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 20:41:07
      - Can't run forever. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:45:25
- A buffalo (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Mar 3, 20:29:21
  - Tricky one, but I think for sheer size, buffalo wins. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:30:48
    - How quickly you desert the warrior chimp (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 3, 20:57:02
- It doesn't cos the dog decked it and them fucked it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 20:28:10
  - But had the chimp won, which of course it didn't, I'd say next foe would be an (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 20:29:07
    - It did, the dog is dead. It would fuck over any otter. River or sea. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:30:08
- trolls (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 3, 20:27:09
  - They're a fantasy type creature. Don't exist. Shame. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:28:29
- llama (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 3, 20:24:14
  - No contest, how did the Llama get though the last round? Chimp. All. Day. Long. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 20:29:11
    - The llama beat the flamingo on penalties (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 3, 20:37:13

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