What if, right, say you had just been looking at poncestuff in the window of Gallyons on
Bedford Street and turned to head up to Frank's Bar for a lunchtime livener, when a lithesome Charlotte wanged up right quick on her Redline Team Carbon Pro XL, pulled an epic 540 right over the top of your LeBron Xs, caught the kerb, went flying, sending her summer skirt fluttering up her silken thighs and landed legs akimbo.
Would you pull her white, cotton Sloggis to one side and lap away at her warm vulva like a cow at a saltlick whilst thumbing her button of fun or would you look sheepish and then run off like a ninny and bend over in front of the window of the Wild Man, drop your s**t jeans, sing songs of freedom in a high-pitched voice and dance like a t**t?
Say this event had befallen you on a walk into our fine city, which of the two courses of action do you think you would take?
hmmmmmm?
hmmmmmm?
well?
what's it to be?
Posted By: malkybarkid on February 7th 2013 at 14:11:32
Message Thread
- What if, right, say you had just been looking at poncestuff in the window of Gallyons on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:11:32
- a bit of vulva lapping I'd say. (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Feb 7, 20:59:14
- I would make sure that she was uninjured (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 16:53:30
- It's an MA from me. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Feb 7, 16:51:13
- Did anyone see the women's final at the Australian Open? (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 7, 15:19:49
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:31:06
- Oi, have you seen Blair Dunlop (Ashley Hutchins son)? Saw him on Friday. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 7, 15:14:39
- I hint, have heard some of his stuff though and The Albion Band. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:35:09
- Cheers Malk, may well do that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 7, 15:50:31
- I hint, have heard some of his stuff though and The Albion Band. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:35:09
- Ninny, bend over, drop trousers, twatdance (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 7, 15:09:26
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:12:55
- A lot of Mary avoidance on this one (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 7, 15:20:19
- Mostly from the usual MAs though. But, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:30:47
- A lot of Mary avoidance on this one (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 7, 15:20:19
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:12:55
- Ninny run twat dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 7, 14:57:45
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:12:45
- Twatdance (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 7, 14:57:20
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 15:12:32
- Bovinesque tongueage 'n' digital stimulation (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Feb 7, 14:43:12
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:48:07
- warm vulva, fun button (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 14:36:04
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:47:55
- ninny (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 7, 14:34:09
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:47:44
- sheepish ninny bend over Wild Man jeans dance like a twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 7, 14:21:12
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:47:33
- Fun button frenzy (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, Feb 7, 14:19:46
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:47:17
- Sniff her gussett and then lap away like a fevered dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Feb 7, 14:18:58
- Unfortunately you have answered incorrectly. This was not one of the options. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:48:36
- Vulva lapping (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 7, 14:15:29
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:15:56
- Run off like a ninny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 14:13:12
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:15:19
- Cow/saltlick (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 7, 14:12:39
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 14:14:58
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