Put your hand on your head. Can you feel a lozenge stuck in your hair? Then you are a geek

1. Have you ever put your hand up at work to ask if it's okay to go for a wee? Then you are a geek
2. Do you know the exact distance between Stone Henge and Wood Henge in yards? Then you are a geek.
3. Would you queue up behind a barrier for two hours to see Wincey Willis open a curtain shop? Then you are a geek.
4. Are you unware that the Harry Enfield quotes "Hello Peeps!" and "Loadsa Money!" are out of fashion? Then you are a geek.
5. Have you ever worn your pyjama bottoms underneath your work trousers instead of pants? Then you are a geek.
6. Is your favourite King Kong made in 1976? Then you are a geek.
7. Have you kept the Dr Who game from the back of the Weetabix packet in 1979? Do you make your family play the Dr Who weetabix game every Christmas? Then you are a geek.
8. Did you cry during the film Clockwise starring John Cleese? Then you are a geek.
9. Have you ever done The Clockwise trail, visiting various landmarks featured in the film Clockwise? Then you are a geek.
10. Do you like the band Radiohead? Then you are a geek.

Posted By: mickfoot on November 4th 2005 at 16:20:16

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Put your hand on your head. Can you feel a lozenge stuck in your hair? Then you are a geek (General Chat) - mickfoot, Nov 4, 16:20:16
- Put your hand on your head and tell me (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 16:24:02
  - Do you ever contact BBC radio 6 to make a witty comment about Colonel Abrahams? (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Nov 4, 16:31:18
    - Who he? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 16:34:09
      - padlock fanny (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 16:36:18
- It concerns me (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 4, 16:23:45
  - I think it's because if you like Coldplay (General Chat) - Charlotte Church, Nov 4, 16:26:26
    - The flaw in your argument (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 4, 16:29:16
      - Classic syllogism. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 4, 16:33:28
        
        Whoever said we were (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 4, 16:34:38
      - they're going to have to rethink their entire marketing strategy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 16:30:03
        
        To win me over (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 4, 16:33:34
        
        Does Mrs Martin not work for you? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 16:34:35
        
        Not really my type (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 4, 16:35:46

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