go on wrath of the barclay and engage in epic bantz all morning

then realise that's half the day gone and you'll never get the rest done in the rest of the time so you may as well spend the afternoon crafting a humourous XI.

Posted By: Old Man on December 19th 2012 at 09:30:51

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I've got things to do. What shall I do first? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:18:41
- go on wrath of the barclay and engage in epic bantz all morning (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 19, 09:30:51
  - This (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 19, 09:33:15
- Browse some online pornography. Suggested genre: Spanking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Dec 19, 09:30:10
  - More into scratter these days. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:36:26
    - fair enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Dec 19, 09:48:09
- have a wank (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 19, 09:28:02
  - I'm not going down in the dungeon. It's too cold. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:29:23
- Write a list. (General Chat) - bird table, Dec 19, 09:23:34
  - There must be an app. Surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:24:45
    - spend some time searching for said app (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:26:09
      - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:29:49
- Check the revised dates for refuse collection (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Dec 19, 09:22:44
- cup of tea (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:20:55
  - then nip out and buy a paper (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:22:36
    - then sit down and have a quick skim-read of paper (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:23:16
      - Then place paper in toilet. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:23:49
  - Done that. Might have some breakfast though. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:22:23
    - 3 poached eggs on toast (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 19, 09:23:41
      - 3? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:23:59
        
        I could easily have three poached eggs. Easily. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 09:25:21
        
        I don't think I've ever had three poached eggs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:27:32
        
        It's only quarter of a box of 12 eggs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 09:32:18
        
        true (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:33:28
        
        Abroad they sell eggs in boxes of 10. Metric system, innit. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:42:25
        
        what if you want a smaller box though? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:43:49
        
        Pentagonal, obvs. Schools these days. Teach you nothing. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:45:22
        
        haha, wiki proves you WRONG (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:46:50
        
        Count the eggs, Tricky Hawes! (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:55:10
        
        Yes I recognise there's ten-ers (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 09:58:47
        
        Of course they're not in fives. That'd be madness. (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 10:01:16
        
        Or a long thin one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 10:08:15
        
        It'd fall over all the time. #eggfail (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 10:09:52
        
        10 eggs in a box (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 19, 09:42:57
        
        You can get 10-egg boxes over here too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 09:56:39
        
        I can't. Shopping's on the list though, so maybe tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:26:42
        
        Nip over the Spar (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 19, 09:31:13
        
        Only 2 toast though (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 19, 09:25:09
        
        Yes. Three eggs, two toasts. Good ratio. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 09:32:48
        
        Would it be to much to ask for 1 bread and butter? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 19, 09:37:25
        
        Cor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 09:56:53
        
        With one of the eggs balanced between them? Nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:27:19
        
        ^^yes (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 19, 09:30:09
        
        I think a bit of Tabasco for me; pass the coffee. Cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:31:16
- that job you have been putting off (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 19, 09:20:15
  - I haven't even started procrastinating yet. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Dec 19, 09:21:40

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