No no no
Take your trick or treater and rub a few lugs of your finest extra virgin all over them before tossing off some pancetta and pinenuts and rubbing some balsamic firmly into their ears, then chop them up and pop them in a pan, add two pints of veal stock, rip some basil up and throw some plum tomatoes in, squish some garlic bung that in too then make a cartouche and cover the pan with it before cooking slowly for 17 minutes.
Then prepare to spend the rest of your life in prison for murdering a small child out for some harmless Halloween fun.
Posted By: Jamie Oliver on October 31st 2005 at 15:17:18
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- What's the plan for trick or treaters tonight? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 31, 15:10:55
- I'll say what I usually say to children at my door. (General Chat) - ballsack, Oct 31, 15:19:29
- It's all gone a bit dark this thread, what what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 31, 15:22:14
- sorry i'm not really a child murderer (n/m) (General Chat) - ballsack, Oct 31, 15:22:59
- It's all gone a bit dark this thread, what what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 31, 15:22:14
- Implant secret controls into their brain and force them to watch the X factor (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 31, 15:19:20
- Grab their souls and see them in HELL (n/m) (General Chat) - Satan, Oct 31, 15:18:06
- Nanny Tudster's commode is full to the brim. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 31, 15:14:40
- Get yourself a load of cooking apples and dish them out to the kids... (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 31, 15:14:16
- Shoot the see you next tuesday tossers (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 31, 15:13:47
- Diversity is key (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 31, 15:13:38
- and if they want a treat... (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 31, 15:12:50
- No no no (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Oct 31, 15:17:18
- Work nights (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Oct 31, 15:12:15
- Maybe crack a couple of eggs now (General Chat) - DDiM, Oct 31, 15:12:11
- Ask if they're free tomorrow night as we need a right winger (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 31, 15:11:36
- I'll say what I usually say to children at my door. (General Chat) - ballsack, Oct 31, 15:19:29
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