that's all gone now - it was more cocking a snook towards Little Britain....

..than meant.

and the world of internet dating really is inane.

I've updated my profile on there - it now ends:

If you're still here, you've done well and are either laughing now (which is meant) or hate me (can't win 'em all) - the above is a rant at the inanity of internet dating as a whole, of disappointment, of liars, letdowns, game players and how very tiresome it gets. I'm still here, though, still standing and still hoping that, one day, someone real will turn up and prove me wrong. I'll not hold my breath.

Couple more updates, I've changed what I want etc - I am after a relationship (I wasn't sure at the time of joining, I just joined 'cos I was bored) I've met a couple of wasters (don't we all) so now hate liars even more than I did. But the rest of what I like still stands. And please please please if you're offended by the sodding profile don't bother sending me a message telling me so - you're supposed to be!

Oh, one more thing - if you want to feel 'that spark' date a fecking electrician!

Oh, and another, self taken photos (usually with an iPhone in view, via a mirror) it's not big, it's not clever and just looks like you've got no friends that will take a photo for you.

Another update - I've been told by a couple of people that they thought I was married - I'm not really sure why, I'm not and I never have been either - neither am I with someone else or into one night stands. You women don't half have some funny preconceptions!

Oh, and why do people message you for a couple of days, then as soon as their attention is turned simply do one to the next person that comes along. Used to drive me mad, but it's their loss.

Also, if you are lucky enough to have the pleasure of my company for an evening, at least have the fecking decency to reply to a text the next day letting me know I'm not for you, you ignorant twunts - I gave you my time, you can't even find an ounce of decency in yourself. Then you wonder why you're single. I know why I am, it's 'cos I'm a knob - but I at least have my dignity.

Posted By: Karnivore on November 5th 2012 at 23:45:32

Message Thread

FAO Karinvore (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Nov 5, 22:49:08
- Can it not be treated as it is? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 5, 23:36:02
  - Of course. Just not my cup of tea. Some will love it. Probably. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 23:37:56
  - As in a Stoke/London less funny version of Vis? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 5, 23:37:14
    - Well, my opinion...early on in the blog...which I check everyday for updates... (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Nov 5, 23:41:22
      - that's all gone now - it was more cocking a snook towards Little Britain.... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:45:32
        
        I find it quite funny, but then I am from Blackpool. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 5, 23:46:56
        
        to be fair, people from Blackpool are like a dog that's surprised by it's own fart (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:49:56
        
        Lol !! although I am never surprised by my own farts. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 5, 23:52:26
        
        ..... (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 5, 23:58:57
        
        a little known fact...... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 6, 00:03:18
        
        ;-) I had a Mexican Hot pizza last night..... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:57:17
    - Viz even. Bed. Now. me. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 5, 23:38:42
- i found the whole thing pretty puerile (NCFC) - asics_kit, Nov 5, 23:26:12
  - wont mate. no fuss (n/m) (NCFC) - asics_kit, Nov 5, 23:29:25
    - good man (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:31:23
      - mate! (NCFC) - asics_kit, Nov 5, 23:35:53
  - cool - remember not to click on it again then :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:27:16
- I had to look for the racist bit..... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:07:14
  - I understand the sexist tone....Thats fine. It was the mention of... (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Nov 5, 23:31:38
    - I am - they were flippant comments (still are) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:33:34
      - You are John Terry and I donate the ?5 to a decent T shirt for Jason Roberts. (n/m) (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Nov 5, 23:35:01
        
        all sorted (I think) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:37:45
        
        Karni - seriously... Dont change a word or a tiny bit of tone if you dont think so... (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Nov 5, 23:43:46
        
        I've changed it now - as I said above, it was more a nod to Little Britain (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:47:09
        
        Nodding to LB is 100 times more offensive. (n/m) (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Nov 5, 23:48:09
  - The "one" comment (if welsh jokes are ok and Romanian whore is simply factual) spans (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 23:15:12
    - I can't remember bloody yesterday, let alone the last blog entry (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:16:44
      - I'd suggest not sending them the link. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 23:21:50
        
        I'll ditch it then Steve, but not 'til then.... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:24:00
- Take those and mysogony away and you're left with Lego. Soz karn but (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 23:04:05
  - Take those away and you'd be back living in Norwich. (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 5, 23:16:51
    - How do you know about my brother?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 23:23:47
      - I saw him taking your dad up Gentlemen's Walk. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 5, 23:31:59
  - Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 5, 23:15:45
  - they're fairly unpleasant to me! (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:07:35
    - But they don't post your photo saying they shagged you. And then (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 23:13:11
      - They might. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Nov 5, 23:18:32
        
        Exactly (NCFC) - Karnivore, Nov 5, 23:20:52
- Lets kick racism out of casual dating (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Nov 5, 22:50:52

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