Chris Martin but with a better first touch

Not big enough to dominate in the air
Not quick enough to outrun his man
Not two footed or skilful enough to boss a game on his own
Decent, but just not quite enough

Posted By: Linighans wake on November 3rd 2012 at 13:55:39

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What a shower of shit Rooney is (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 3, 13:31:26
- Assist Rooney (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Nov 3, 14:10:22
- No wonder England never do anything when he's apparently one of our best players! (n/m) (Other Football) - RootunTootunHootun, Nov 3, 13:32:12
  - Scored his pen against Italy (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 13:34:45
    - My comment wasn't only the fact he just missed a pen (Other Football) - RootunTootunHootun, Nov 3, 13:37:42
      - Chris Martin but with a better first touch (Other Football) - Linighans wake, Nov 3, 13:55:39
        
        Can't say I'll bat an eyelid when Martin goes (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 3, 14:00:16
        
        miles behind what is needed for our squad (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Nov 3, 14:04:25
        
        Surprised he aint gone already, guess no one is overly keen to have him (n/m) (Other Football) - RootunTootunHootun, Nov 3, 14:06:55
        
        I'm never sure what his strength is (Other Football) - Linighans wake, Nov 3, 14:10:33
      - mine too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 3, 13:53:22
      - I said this on here a couple of weeks ago. Agree with you (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Nov 3, 13:49:03
        
        tbf you were very drunk (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 13:50:29
        
        Haha. Shearer was a shocking player. (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Nov 3, 13:53:59
        
        Shearer enjoyed offering players out, because he knew the ref would protect him (Other Football) - pants, Nov 3, 13:55:54
      - He doesn't play as a striker much any more (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 13:39:14
      - Certainly been quite shit for England (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 3, 13:38:58
    - Odds hugely in his favour (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 3, 13:35:32
      - Betfair? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 3, 13:36:18
        
        1.08 (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 3, 13:37:35

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