frothing pints of tasty Greene King IPA are quaffed by happy locals

When I am in charge, I am going to outlaw Greene King IPA on three grounds: item the first: it is f**king horrible, item the second: calling that insipid weak pisswater an IPA is an insult to IPAs the world over. An IPA should be strong - premium strength or higher - and punchy with the hops, item the third: that fragment of sentence, even in isolation from the clunking horror of the rest of the "article", but even moreso in situ, really gets my dander up. And my hackles. It makes me fighty. Punchy. Very out of character. It is so, so, so... so cliched, so w**ky, so patronising almost - ahh, look at the simple happy locals quaffing (FUCK OFF) their local ale. FUCK OFF.

FUCK OFF.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 24th 2012 at 10:38:51

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