A slap ain't just the kind of slap you get from a pissed off girlfriend you've dumped

or cheated on (not that I've done either of course :-)

It's very similar to a punch if you use the palm of your hand rather than the fingers - old martial art teacher told me that long long time ago - apparently it sounds better in court, "the defendant slapped so and so" vs "punched"

Posted By: essexcanaryOTBC on October 21st 2012 at 00:39:37

Message Thread

That assault by the Leeds twat is sickening... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 21, 00:18:43
- Warnock should get punished for his "sack of spuds" comment (Other Football) - Old Man, Oct 21, 00:32:48
  - Hard to say but you can see the surprise on Kirkland's face... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 21, 00:37:26
    - A slap ain't just the kind of slap you get from a pissed off girlfriend you've dumped (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 00:39:37
      - Thing is, who knows the power or training of this man? (Other Football) - tudders, Oct 21, 00:46:23
        
        I think the best way to find out is test it out on that fat wanker Warnock (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 01:09:51
      - and there was definitely 100% surprise element (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 00:40:19
  - "I don#t think you'd see Barton go down like that." (Other Football) - Pixelman, Oct 21, 00:36:25
    - That's because Barton would have been the one throwing punches (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 00:42:06
- I was suprised at lack of stewards / police behind that goal (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Oct 21, 00:22:08
  - Got into Sheffield about 7pm last night, and there was about 200 Leeds fans kettled in by (Other Football) - pants, Oct 21, 00:31:30
    - Yep, seems stupid and naive to play it then... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 21, 00:40:34
      - Sticking any local game on a Friday night, is a complete invitation for public disorder (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 21, 00:58:46
    - Are you suggesting that Sky have some authority over (Other Football) - tudders, Oct 21, 00:40:01
      - nah I'm saying sky don't give a fuck (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 21, 00:56:51
  - At Hillsborough as well (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 21, 00:27:15
  - He ran right passed a steward on his way back to the stand. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Oct 21, 00:27:00
    - still woefully inadequate (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Oct 21, 00:30:35
      - They should make Bellamy head steward - he's usually pretty good at dealing with fuckwits (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 00:43:45
        
        Being one himself, he knows how to deal with them (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 21, 00:57:38
        
        Disagree (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 01:10:23
- how long should he be jailed (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 00:20:42
  - apparently he already has a banning order but got in on a (Other Football) - Pixelman, Oct 21, 00:22:47
    - Pity Kirkland didn't see it coming - bet he'd have knocked his tiny imbecile head off with (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 00:26:02
      - yeah, like in that dutch game! (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Oct 21, 00:31:27
        
        linkage!!?? (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Oct 21, 00:43:01
    - yep a few offences there (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 00:23:50
    - they got him have they? (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Oct 21, 00:23:44
      - thas what I was told. maybe bollocks. (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Oct 21, 00:24:29

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