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The number 13 will be abolished due to its longstanding unpopularity. The bus to Acton North will now not have a number on it but not much else will be affected. Therefore if you see a bus with no number on it, it will be going to Acton North. Please remember this for future reference.

All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest.

Half the grey squirrel population will be painted red in order to increase the red squirrel population.

Anyone believing that their pet understands every word that they say to them will be asked to make the pet write a thesis to prove it.

Posted By: Capital Canary on May 3rd 2005 at 16:56:29


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