I once followed through & it meant I had to dispose of my Luck Daffy Duck boxer shorts in

Central London, I then proceeded to lose 2 socks on the way home, I walked indoors & the Mrs said '' what the f**k have you been up to'' I was suited & booted apart from under garments.

Posted By: lovely old job on October 28th 2005 at 16:35:55

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If everybody brings a bit of pot pourri in their pocket the Barclay will smell wonderfully (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Oct 28, 16:31:59
- to drown out the smokers? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:37:43
- not if u sit near me mate after a pie! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 16:32:58
  - Or if you are the guy that sits in front of me.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 28, 16:40:30
    - dnt think thats me! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 16:42:14
  - Exchange of the day (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 28, 16:37:28
  - Pigs and pies? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Oct 28, 16:35:00
    - nice combo! u cuming now? i dnt me actually cuming...........! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 16:36:17
      - I'm scared. Make him stop. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 28, 16:42:54
      - Can't get a ticket, sold out. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Oct 28, 16:37:27
        
        oh, cum on.u can squeeze in between me n me brov! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 16:38:46
        
        An interesting offer, but I fear I must decline. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Oct 28, 16:41:04
        
        fair enough! just trying 2 help! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 16:43:08
  - Nothing better than a good fart at the match, along as you don't follow through (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Oct 28, 16:33:43
    - I once followed through & it meant I had to dispose of my Luck Daffy Duck boxer shorts in (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:35:55
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:39:23
      - I have a very similar story. Best told in a pub. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Oct 28, 16:38:37
        
        most people have chucked a pair of pants behind the toilet cystern after a wet fart (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Oct 28, 16:39:50
        
        no, can't say I have. (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:44:42
        
        Thats what you call a Clingon Morrison (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:47:22
        
        yuk. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:49:28
        
        I found them & they were still dirty, I am a cleaner at morrisons (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:45:46
        
        I said they were yesterday's... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:48:42
        
        I am head car park cleaner for Morrisons East Anglia (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:49:40
        
        I picked them up myself... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:54:09
        
        all the time! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 16:41:29
        
        thats the spot, they were still there for about a year after (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:41:24
        
        I would also like to state I had been in the metropolis all day & the guiness was off (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:42:50
        
        Metropolis on Hackney/Cambridge Heath Rd? Know it well. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Oct 28, 16:45:00
        
        You perve Tudster, I was only joking when I said I had been there. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:48:24
        
        Much, much better than Brown's. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Tudster, Oct 28, 16:50:19
        
        but thats another story (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:50:49
        
        ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:46:29
        
        I once did a wet fart in that st peters brewery pub on old street (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Oct 28, 16:48:56
      - I assume you used the socks for having one off the wrist (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Oct 28, 16:37:08
        
        no, My brother was driving me home & I said Ia m going to put my socks out of the window (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:39:10
    - unless (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:35:18
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 28, 16:34:22

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