If you want a REAL MAN's soultion to the 'to shoot or not shoot a burglar'

If you hear a noise, there a few steps...

Firstly, pretend to be asleep until your missus hears it and wakes you up.

Argue abit in whispers...until she questions your manhood.

THEN...make loads of loud noises getting out of bed and grab the nearest weapon...(wooden coat hanger)

Finally, open the door, whilst your heart is beating out of control and you're praying you wont die tonight...until you see its your cat/dog/daughter pissing about downstairs...

Instantly, turn round and moan...I TOLD YOU IT WAS NOTHING and get back into bed in a huff, secretly weeping that you're still alive.

THATS how you do it.

Posted By: BigGrantHolt on September 5th 2012 at 20:13:47

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