What about if you were resting quietly (say at a picnic or ploughing event) and your
serene peace was disturbed by a changed man in hessian who shook your shoulder and said "I have your nearest and dearest locked up in my ship and I will put bits of metal in them unless you either: go up to Lesley Judd and cup her minnie quite quickly and roughly or run full pelt into the door of what used to be The Jacquard on Magdalen Street wearing nothing but skin and hair shouting 'It is mine'"
...so, what would you do and what tune would you listen to while carrying out one of those terrifying and slightly odd tasks?
watchagonnado?
Posted By: malkybarkid on October 27th 2005 at 16:03:08
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- What about if you were resting quietly (say at a picnic or ploughing event) and your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 16:03:08
- I'd cup Lesley Judd's minnie to the strains of Ol'man River... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 16:30:33
- first proper answer for ages - FP have a huge blimey with "I'm the fucking landlady" on it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 16:39:48
- I'd run up the street, and I'd listen to One Moment in Time by Whitney Hoooooooozzton (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 27, 16:07:18
- thanks pants for making the effort (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 16:29:39
- I'd grab Lesley Judd although she's a bit androgynous (n/m) (General Chat) - harvey nichols, Oct 27, 16:10:30
- it's 'cup her minnie' not 'grab' her - subtlety is everything in such a situation (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 16:20:46
- I'd cup Lesley Judd's minnie to the strains of Ol'man River... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 16:30:33
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