Not into a microphone, no...

...but earlier today I plugged one end of a jack to jack lead up my arse and the other end into a Boss distortion pedal...the other lead from the Boss pedal went into a Marshall stack tuned up to 11 and switched to the dirty channel to further charge my rude thoughts...

So anyway, I started to beat one off and just before I hit the point of no return I kicked the distortion pedal on...suddenly the skies of Dicklands were awash with streams of aurally feedbacking jiz...some passing hippies mistook the sound as the second coming of Jimi Hendrix himself, which they sort of got right - it wasn't him, it was me...

Posted By: Fierce Panda on October 27th 2005 at 15:22:50

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Say, right, that a gargantuan man was doing a really bad Chinese burn on your wrist whilst (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 14:38:35
- I would go with the girl (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 27, 14:59:34
- I think the best course of action would be to eat a googleplex of (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 27, 14:54:54
  - ridiculous - you just made that up (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 14:57:36
    - It's from Haynes Manual of Delaing with Gargantuan Blokes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 27, 14:58:51
      - He's out-cocktalking you Malks (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Oct 27, 15:00:34
- Erm... probably the first one and... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 27, 14:42:50
- Late, but good none the less. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 27, 14:40:55
  - fankoo, you coming up Satdee? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 14:42:55
    - Coming up, but family duty, unless I can get out of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 27, 14:45:14
      - say right (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 27, 14:48:18
        
        Your arguement is strong, however, (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 27, 15:12:34
        
        ask Nigel for a cut from his compo package. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 27, 15:20:19
        
        Is Roy Blower going to do the Macarena in the centre circle... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 27, 14:55:48
        
        "pump into a microphone"? The man has lost what little bit of dignity... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 14:56:57
        
        you're just jealous because you haven't done that today (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 27, 15:05:09
        
        Not into a microphone, no... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 15:22:50
        
        Marvelous (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 27, 15:45:12

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