Depends.

Chimping
1. n. Spanking the monkey whilst grinning from ear to ear. And having a cup of PG Tips. 2. n. The frankly unlikely (though you wouldn't put it past the Germans) act of s**tting into your hands and throwing it at your partner, for your mutual pleasure. 'Mature professional gentleman, married, 52, seeks discreet, elegant, educated lady, 35-45, for long walks in the country, fine wine and food, trips to the theatre and sophisticated classical music concerts. Must be into chimping.'

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Posted By: APB on August 23rd 2012 at 10:22:00

Message Thread

If we lose do we boo? (General Chat) - Thegelman, Aug 23, 09:01:44
- Yeah great idea, that'll provide all the positivity needed to (General Chat) - Chopper, Aug 23, 10:10:53
  - I've been booing since I woke up. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 10:11:53
- *sigh* (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 23, 09:47:05
- We should start a protest march outside the ground.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 23, 09:24:32
  - a dirty protest? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 23, 10:14:21
    - Uh oh. Put it down, Protheroe, it took ages to clear up last time (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 10:15:17
  - with mcnally at the helm (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 09:26:46
    - I doubt he'd agree to being at the helm. Bagsie you ask. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 23, 09:39:34
  - A protest conga (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 09:25:42
    - A Mexican Moan around the ground, similar to the Mexican wave.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 23, 09:26:44
      - That would sound brilliant. Like a weird quadrophonic wail. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 09:28:21
        
        I fully support this initiative... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 23, 09:49:31
        
        Just a moan. Or a sex noise. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 09:53:24
        
        A Mexican sex-noise protest, followed by walking silently past the bench one by one (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 09:57:14
        
        covered in our own feaces? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 23, 10:16:10
        
        Have you ever tried chimping? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 10:17:43
        
        not yet,should i? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 23, 10:19:01
        
        Depends. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 10:22:00
        
        Option one for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 23, 10:23:50
        
        i've got to go out,will look up chimping later! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 23, 10:21:27
        
        Andele andele arriba ARRIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ooooooooh. I?m done. (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 23, 10:04:47
        
        Anyone else feeling slightly aroused? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 10:13:16
        
        I make the latter noise already whenever Wessi has the ball (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 23, 09:56:45
        
        I could hear that on Saturday. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 10:00:47
- Maybe a collective groan. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 23, 09:23:55
- lose and play crap defo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 09:20:58
- FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Aug 23, 09:18:29
- Stupid question. (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 23, 09:14:16
- Yeh, booing will help. (n/m) (General Chat) - willy the pimp, Aug 23, 09:11:49

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