Some crazy f**king chicken KAMAKAZI'd into the side of my car!

It was near a chicken farm thing so it must have been so happy getting the freeeeeeeeeedom that it didn't think... Looked crazed and rough as it was coming out, though.

Regardless of any action i could have taken I would have hit it... It speared right into the side of my car THUD! FEATHERS! RANK! :(

Posted By: Worf55 on October 26th 2005 at 16:25:25

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What wild animals (ie not domestic pets) do you feel guilty about when you run them over? (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:06:09
- Anything apart from dirty stinking cats! (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Oct 26, 16:40:46
- Theres' that clip you get on nordens programmes about the fire brigade (Other Football) - pants, Oct 26, 16:31:59
- In related incidents I've offed trouts when fly fishing before. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:31:26
- siamese twellies - they're rare (fayre) enough as it is (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 26, 16:26:25
- Some crazy fucking chicken KAMAKAZI'd into the side of my car! (Other Football) - Worf55, Oct 26, 16:25:25
  - How did it look "rough" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:27:47
    - It looked like the chicken equivalent of Joe Royals wife! (n/m) (Other Football) - Worf55, Oct 26, 16:30:01
    - Listening to Lady Sovereign... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:29:05
  - Bird flew (sic)!! (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:26:17
- I hit a badger one night. (Other Football) - harvey nichols, Oct 26, 16:21:28
  - Bit of a limp... (Other Football) - Clare, Oct 26, 16:22:56
    - Ah well. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:24:40
- I hit a badger at 70mph in my two day old car... (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 26, 16:18:51
- A Mate hit a squirrel with a golf ball and had to hit it with his driver to put it out of (Other Football) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:18:42
  - did he shout fore?wouldnt want to see a squirrel flying through the air at you! (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Oct 26, 16:24:37
    - I believe it was as it bounced, the squirrel was startled, jumped from the tree and took.. (Other Football) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:27:48
      - I hope he marked the scorecard appropriately. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 26, 16:29:36
        
        This is a very good question, i`ll get back to you haha (n/m) (Other Football) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:30:44
    - Seen that advert where a geezer whacks a spud with a golf club? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:26:19
  - posh mate... (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 26, 16:23:07
    - haha, hmmm of course i meant his club and not his chauffeur! (n/m) (Other Football) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:25:08
- the worst bit (Other Football) - giant_Ullaa, Oct 26, 16:15:23
- but pheasants deserve it (Other Football) - mr carra, Oct 26, 16:14:39
  - Yeah. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:15:07
- funny that law that if you run over a pheasant you can't pick it up (Other Football) - pants, Oct 26, 16:11:19
  - Mate of mine---- (Other Football) - harvey nichols, Oct 26, 16:24:03
    - 'E's just restin' (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:25:08
  - just drive round the block, innit? (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Oct 26, 16:17:01
- wildebeest,anacondas,polar bears....... (n/m) (Other Football) - big_erics_shin, Oct 26, 16:10:43
- It once hit, what I'm guessing was a pregnant pheasant. The mess. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:10:43
  - do they get pregnant?they just eggs...... (Other Football) - conker, Oct 26, 16:12:01
    - Fair point. The local idiot who I almost knocked off his bike, said pregnant. (Other Football) - The Tudster, Oct 26, 16:15:00
      - snakes, monkeys & yaks (n/m) (Other Football) - fareastcanary, Oct 26, 17:24:45
- none of them,nor the humans (Other Football) - conker, Oct 26, 16:10:23
- My ex hit a low flying pigeon, but that was funny! (n/m) (Other Football) - Thomo, Oct 26, 16:07:01
- Personally I always try to avoid running any animal over :o| (n/m) (Other Football) - Clare, Oct 26, 16:06:45
  - I don't feel particularly guilty about it. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 26, 16:10:09
  - they can do no end of damage to your car (n/m) (Other Football) - Clare, Oct 26, 16:08:46

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