Tennis commentary

He's hit it. HE'S HIT IT BACK!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! Gary Holt has suddenly taken up Tennis. He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S HIT IT BACK AGAIN!!! He's hit it again. HE'S MISSED IT THE DAFT CUNT!!! Erm sorry I do apologise I meant the Hulture Secretary, Jeremy...no...hang on...the West Hent...no...wait a minute....

When really they should just be saying

Wow look at her tits when she does a serve. Does she grunt like that in bed? I bet she does, the filthy minx...oooh go on do a drop shot cos you bend to reach it and we can see your whole arse....mmmmmm....lovely....

Posted By: Old Man on July 6th 2012 at 10:33:44

Message Thread

COME ON ANDY (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 6, 10:10:38
- Come on Eileen (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pragmatist, Jul 6, 11:29:08
- THAT (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 6, 10:29:55
- ... ? (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 6, 10:26:24
- I reckon he will win today, unless he picks up an injury & loses. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Jul 6, 10:25:03
  - Normally he starts to fall behind and then picks up an injury (Other Sports) - RootunTootunHootun, Jul 6, 10:28:15
    - normally the injury he picks up is.... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 6, 10:29:41
- bet you'd love to. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 6, 10:23:49
- And tennis (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 6, 10:16:34
  - what time are you heading off? (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 6, 10:18:34
    - On the train now (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 6, 10:20:11
      - enjoy must be a great experience as all live sport is, I hope the rain clears up for the (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Jul 6, 10:26:03
        
        strangely I actually find tennis a better sport on tv (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 6, 10:27:56
        
        Yeah usually it is (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 6, 10:34:12
        
        Tennis commentary (Other Sports) - Old Man, Jul 6, 10:33:44
        
        they should get Chris Moyles and "Comedy" Dave to do it (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 6, 10:34:32
        
        Can you buy headphones for commentary like they do at the cricket. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Jul 6, 10:32:31
        
        not that I'm aware of (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 6, 10:33:50
      - I hope they keep the roof open, rain stops play for 3 hours (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 6, 10:21:35
        
        Tsk, not like in my day... (Other Sports) - Old Man, Jul 6, 10:31:13
- Without inducing pointless regional disparaging remarks, which then the same regulars (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 6, 10:15:46
  - Although, of course, Norwich isn't really down south (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 6, 10:21:14
  - At the moment - supposed to brighten up in Norwich (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 6, 10:17:47
- Get your Jimmy Wig on (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 6, 10:13:32
- Have you? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Man, Jul 6, 10:12:15

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