Irish personal ads

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> Ads In Dublin News, how can you possibly not love the Irish? Actual
> "Personal ads" in the Dublin News:
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> Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in
> a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club
> and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock In the morning.
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> Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time
> fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
> exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced b***hes.
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> Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets Slit-eyed and shirty
> after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
> maybe more.
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> Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in
> the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,
> with a lovely chest.
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> Devil-worshipper, Offlay area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
> dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
> cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
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> Stab City Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
> alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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> Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
> supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
> sister.
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Posted By: pants on October 25th 2005 at 10:43:13

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