Directions

1. Catch flight to London Heathrow Airport
2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport
3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport
4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" follow for 0.2 miles
5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" follow for 2.9 miles
7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
8. Continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate - 44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
10.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104 miles
11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
14. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles
15. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
17. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Now, that's the way to f*cking Amarillo....so can everyone stop singing it

Posted By: Pragmatist on May 18th 2005 at 17:43:35

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