A Scum fan .......

walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend lying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, dickhead."

The man returns: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Posted By: fareastcanary on October 18th 2005 at 13:32:51

Message Thread

A Scum fan ....... (NCFC) - fareastcanary, Oct 18, 13:32:51
- caveman invents the wheel... (NCFC) - big_erics_shin, Oct 18, 13:37:38
- How does he know the sheep has a headache? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 18, 13:34:30
  - Cos it doesn't want a shag ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 18, 13:37:54
    - Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure... (NCFC) - pants, Oct 18, 13:41:25
      - Quality Quacking. (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 18, 13:43:12
    - Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 18, 13:39:55
      - I am off swimming with dolphins then. (n/m) (NCFC) - I love beating scum, Oct 18, 13:42:58
        
        What's wrong with us Humans then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 18, 13:43:48
        
        Humans don't fancy me & I've never tried dolphin before (n/m) (NCFC) - I love beating scum, Oct 18, 13:48:48

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