Bloody hell, what happened?
This is nearly as mental as the end of the universe thing or even worserer!!!
Da da da da !!!!!
True story: Me and Famile Tomblander were off out in the car at the weekend. Driving along when I let rip with a mahussive sneeze (accompanied by the usual dad out of control car serving routine) - youngest pipes up with "You can'r sneeze with your eyes open" to which the eldest replied "OK then, next time you need to sneeze, tell me and I'll hold your eyelids open and we'll see what happens!" Mrs (half listening in)says "What will happen?" So I says, "his eyeballs will shoot out of their sockets!"
Yeuch! she says "that's enough I don't want to hear anymore of it.
2 minutes pass in complete silence.....
I say.....
"Imagine (pause) if they did fly out......
"and you pointed one at the other, what would you see?"
Posted By: Tomblander on May 18th 2005 at 15:18:39
Message Thread
- Just put myself on my ignore list (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:07:29
- Bloody hell, what happened? (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 18, 15:18:39
- Someone say something?? (n/m) (General Chat) - coldplay, May 18, 15:11:23
- I don't have anybody on mine... (General Chat) - 11_59 to zero, May 18, 15:10:36
- Me neither (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:12:12
- same here (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, May 18, 15:16:14
- me too (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:12:55
- You don't have anyone on your ignore list because (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:13:59
- Can't wait until he gets a job again (n/m) (General Chat) - 11_59 to zero, May 18, 15:17:06
- is the correct answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, May 18, 15:16:46
- that's my line (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:17:19
- no it isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, May 18, 15:19:20
- how is it your line? (n/m) (General Chat) - 11_59 to zero, May 18, 15:19:14
- I'm the only one that's ever used it on here (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:23:30
- thats strange cos (General Chat) - Sam, May 18, 16:06:38
- I'm the only one that's ever used it on here (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:23:30
- that's my line (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:17:19
- debate! (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:15:12
- You don't have anyone on your ignore list because (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:13:59
- none on mine either (n/m) (General Chat) - Gus Poyet 26, May 18, 15:12:02
- Me neither (General Chat) - Old Git, May 18, 15:12:12
- i've only got 2 on mine (General Chat) - duke of york, May 18, 15:09:33
- Do you have gaps where their posts are supposed to be?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 18, 15:23:23
- It stops...... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, May 18, 15:29:19
- i don't know tbh (General Chat) - duke of york, May 18, 15:26:05
- Re: Some other twat..... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, May 18, 15:14:47
- who said that? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, May 18, 15:23:32
- No one...... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, May 18, 15:26:07
- who said that? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, May 18, 15:23:32
- what's wrong with him? (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:10:32
- called me ignorant (General Chat) - duke of york, May 18, 15:22:23
- lol fair enough (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:26:53
- ROFFLE!!!! (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, May 18, 15:23:45
- No one else has. (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, May 18, 15:15:02
- que? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, May 18, 15:17:04
- lol (General Chat) - d0mj4y, May 18, 15:16:25
- Well, Dom got the gag...... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, May 18, 15:19:50
- called me ignorant (General Chat) - duke of york, May 18, 15:22:23
- Do you have gaps where their posts are supposed to be?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 18, 15:23:23
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