Easy. Just find yourself six post-it notes (from around the house),

then write on them, in this order, 'Dog's, Dead, It's, In, The, Sink'.

Then hide in the cupboard near the gas meter and watch her expressions change.

You do have a dog?

Posted By: tudders on March 7th 2012 at 23:46:05

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Wrath help! (NCFC) - hoolahan, Mar 7, 23:31:27
- Write a handwritten note to yourself from a girl, leave it lying around (NCFC) - pants, Mar 8, 00:59:02
- Easy. Just find yourself six post-it notes (from around the house), (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 7, 23:46:05
  - Nope but cat could work (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Mar 7, 23:51:16
- wear her underwear and stick her rampant rabbit up your shitter for when she gets home (NCFC) - Karnivore, Mar 7, 23:44:27
  - You can't beat first hand experienced advice like that. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 7, 23:47:47
    - too right Tuds (NCFC) - Karnivore, Mar 7, 23:49:37
      - Yes, I know. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 7, 23:53:42
  - FFS!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 7, 23:45:21
- Empty the vacuum cleaner ready for her to do the housework? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 7, 23:33:15
  - An easier thing to do is to turn the kitchen fan on for her so that she doesn't sett the (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Mar 7, 23:44:22

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