JOTD.......

Joke Of The Day:
An ant is walking along thinking to himself..."Jeeze, I'm so horny!" Then, he spies a female elephant. The ant crawls up the elephant's leg and into the elephants ear and says "Miss Elephant, It's been soooo long since I've had sex and I'm soooo horny....do you mind if I crawl around back and do my thing?". The elephant, rather indifferently, says "OK....whatever.". so the ant goes around back and does his thing...but a monkey sees whats going on and... as monkeys do... decides he's gonna mess up the ants business by throwing a coconut at the ant. He misses the ant and hits the elephant in the back of the head. The elephant lets out a loud "Owwwww!! In his heated state, the ant picks up the pace and exclaims "That's right....take it, Bitch!!"

Posted By: Wissydean on October 14th 2005 at 17:02:53


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