Couple of jokes
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's
office waiting room. As he approached the desk, the
receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's office and
say things like that.
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told
you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
some embarrassment in this room full of people. You
should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and then discussed the problem
further with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in
a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass
anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied
And
What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm?
The McCartney's
Posted By: DDiM on October 12th 2005 at 17:54:27
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