Selwyn weighs 300lbs
so he goes to the doctors
"I want you to eat normally for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat for 2 weeks - and, you should lose 2 stone"
So Selwyns goes back 2 weeks later, and has actually lost 8 stone
Doctor says "That's amazing!"
Selwyn "i no , i fort I was gona drop dead by the 3rd day. clubs a joke"
Doctor "What, from the hunger?"
"No, from all the skipping u told me 2 do"
Posted By: pants on January 31st 2012 at 19:50:58
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