Claims...

...that more women than men understand the offside rule.

As I understand it, it is offside when the oppositions nippy centreforward runs onto a deftly weighted pass, leaving your team's slow, midget central defenders staring at each other, leaden footed with their arms in the air....

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Posted By: Basil Wrathbone on October 12th 2005 at 14:24:06

Message Thread

What a load of nonsence, you can't tell me its true (Other Football) - I love beating scum, Oct 12, 13:36:09
- Most women probably just said it's offside when it's passed to (Other Football) - Butterworth, Oct 12, 14:27:13
- ooh. That's good. Hehe! us good old women, another thing that will annoy you men. (n/m) (Other Football) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Oct 12, 14:20:58
- As a (female) wag said on the radio this morning... (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 12, 14:15:28
  - I woke up to that... (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 12, 14:18:37
    - Claims... (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Oct 12, 14:24:06
      - as i understand it.... (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 12, 14:33:06
- Early football memory: (Other Football) - Jono, Oct 12, 13:50:23
- I took a womean to a football match once. (Other Football) - Small, Oct 12, 13:41:31
  - I must admit football & women don't mix (Other Football) - I love beating scum, Oct 12, 13:43:48
    - Course they do, and (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 13:46:24
      - You know it's love... (Other Football) - Jono, Oct 12, 13:51:37
        
        Can't complain - mine.. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 13:59:37
    - That's utter bollocks (Other Football) - Butterworth, Oct 12, 13:44:53
      - If you look at my whole message you will see its a wind up (Other Football) - I love beating scum, Oct 12, 13:48:06
        
        She certainly does (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 13:48:36
        
        haha (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 13:50:10
    - I really wouldn't... (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 12, 13:44:24
      - Yes bit I caught you out, go on admit it, go on, go on admit it (n/m) (Other Football) - I love beating scum, Oct 12, 13:45:18
  - my mate took his girlfriend to anfield... (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 12, 13:43:48
    - I took a bird to the football once (Other Football) - HarryHelveg, Oct 12, 13:51:46
      - it ended up drumming for the stone roses (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 12, 14:12:11
      - I did it was a big yellow inflatable canary (n/m) (Other Football) - I love beating scum, Oct 12, 14:00:14
      - there was one in my garden the other day... (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 12, 13:57:09
    - Did you ever take a bird to a game ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 13:45:07
      - I go with my niece sometimes. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 12, 13:46:22
        
        Is she fit ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 12, 13:48:01
        
        very. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 12, 13:49:01
- nonce sense? a la Phil Collins (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 13:37:55
  - Nonsense I meant, sangriento guerras (n/m) (Other Football) - I love beating scum, Oct 12, 13:42:20
  - Mirthful memory. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 12, 13:38:18
    - I have the DVD - superb - excellent - sublime - love it all (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Oct 12, 13:39:09

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