Last effort.

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle
of catching a peanut, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to
answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.
He tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in
pushing it deeper into his ear. He called his wife for assistance,
and after several hours of trying to remove the peanut, they became
concerned and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their teenage daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of their problem, their
daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down. He then
pushed two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow,
really hard.
When the father blew, the peanut popped out. The mother and
daughter jumped and yelled with happiness. The young man insisted that it was
nothing and the daughter took the young man to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
"That's wonderful ! Isn't he smart ? What do you think he's going
to be when he grows up ?"
The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, probably our
son-in-law !"

Posted By: The Tudster on October 12th 2005 at 00:47:54

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