What about if, right, say you had just done a search for some Walsh trainers in the city
and were meandering down Gentleman's Walk and a curvaceous Emma wanged up right quick on her KYMCO Venom 250, went airborne right over the top of your Supra Society Mids, and bumped off the kerb, landed awkwardly, legs akimbo sending her fluttering skirt up her silken, milky thighs.
Would you pull her knickers to one side, lick her fanny patch like a cow at a saltlick and balance a ten pence piece on her funbutton or shimmy off right quick like the ridiculous ponce that you are to the alleyway leading to the Wine Press, stand on a table in the courtyard and dip your plums in a large glass of Merlot whilst singing 'Daytrip to Bangor'?
What if this had occurred on your trip into the fine city, which of the two courses of action open to you, do you think you might take?
hmmm?
hmmm?
well?
hmmm?
Posted By: malkybarkid on January 9th 2012 at 12:16:16
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- What about if, right, say you had just done a search for some Walsh trainers in the city (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:16:16
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 9, 12:56:41
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:19:27
- milky thighs (n/m) (General Chat) - Danny, Jan 9, 12:29:48
- Unfortunately, you appear to have answered incorrectly. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:31:34
- why, whas she gort? (General Chat) - Danny, Jan 9, 12:55:21
- Ah - saltlick - good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:19:07
- Have a good'un then (General Chat) - Danny, Jan 9, 15:26:24
- Ah - saltlick - good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 13:19:07
- why, whas she gort? (General Chat) - Danny, Jan 9, 12:55:21
- Unfortunately, you appear to have answered incorrectly. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:31:34
- Plums, Merlot, Bangor. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 9, 12:23:06
- MA (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:23:34
- Mooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 9, 12:22:10
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:22:27
- funbutton. Bares at weekend or you off to WBA ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 12:18:40
- Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:19:24
- Bears before the game mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 12:22:21
- Is that the pub of choice? (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 12:25:29
- Who gives a shit?! (n/m) (General Chat) - ihateipswich, Jan 9, 12:43:27
- haha. Yep - think so, been there a couple of times - it's close and does curry. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:26:30
- Sounds like a good choice! (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 12:28:41
- Who gives a shit?! (n/m) (General Chat) - ihateipswich, Jan 9, 12:43:42
- Sounds like a good choice! (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 12:28:41
- Yes - think we're heading to The Vine. You there? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:23:22
- Is that the pub of choice? (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 12:25:29
- Arrive this Wensdee night (but late), then off again Toosdee arvo. Fri is my (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 12:20:39
- Could do a bear Friday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:22:58
- Righto. Will give you a shout when more information is available (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 9, 12:26:56
- Could do a bear Friday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:22:58
- Bears before the game mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 9, 12:22:21
- Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:19:24
- cow at a saltlick for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 9, 12:18:03
- Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 9, 12:18:50
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 9, 12:56:41
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