I was chatting to a bird in a club......

She whispered 'Do you fancy coming back to mine, I have a fanny the size of a polo' I said 'Oh yes love lets go'

When we got back to her place I pulled her knickers down and gasped....

She said 'Surprised?'

I said 'Totally, I thought you meant the mint, not the f**king car!'

Posted By: Mark Barham on January 6th 2012 at 18:26:32

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I was chatting to a bird in a club...... (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 18:26:32
- hahhahaha (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 6, 18:46:55
  - Well I am married and my wife is due a baby girl in 2 weeks so infact... (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 18:48:01
    - Have they identified the father yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 6, 19:00:11
      - The DNA tests were inconclusive :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 19:01:36
        
        I assume they were able to narrow it down to a particular species? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 6, 19:03:03
        
        Yes apparently the same as your mum and gran.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 19:25:45
        
        took you 20 mins and thats all youve got? up your game barham ffs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Jan 6, 19:27:29
        
        Sorry for the delay. Had to lay some cables. (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 19:30:50
        
        or steal some (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 6, 19:31:22
        
        ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 19:33:15
        
        zing! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 6, 19:04:15
    - ^^ Proof MB isn't SCC ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Stringy Bob, Jan 6, 18:58:19
    - Good stuff, hope it all goes well :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 6, 18:52:43
      - Cheers Karn :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 18:55:10
  - FFS (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 6, 18:47:46
    - Ah...... :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 18:48:53
      - I know, I know - fucked it right up!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 6, 18:51:04
        
        but (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 6, 18:52:38
        
        bit like chelsea's season (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 6, 18:52:54
        
        told ya, it keeps the excitement going - it's always been the same (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jan 6, 18:55:43
    - ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 6, 18:48:39
- I was in bed with this Scottish girl and I told her that her pussy smelled of coconut (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jan 6, 18:43:12
- A rarity these days, an innocent yet funny joke. Nice one Barhers :) (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 6, 18:29:38
  - This feller with two left feet goes into a shoe shop. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 6, 18:47:43
    - Innocent yes. Funny debatable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 19:03:19
      - Has more impact in the summer. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 6, 19:04:04
  - Sometimes you have to go filthy.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Mark Barham, Jan 6, 18:30:30
    - Indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 6, 18:31:36

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