New years Resolutions......... .
These arnt mine..... They come from the Twitter of one of my fav comdedians (Jim Norton)
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION #1 - When a woman asks me not to cum in her mouth, I won't go, "Huh?" as I cum in her mouth.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION #2 - I will no longer yell racial epithets out my car window. (At least not with a bullhorn).
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION # 3 - I will carry a hammer with me and immediately knock out the teeth of anyone who mentions the Mayan calendar.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION # 4 - I will no longer clap my hands as I fake-laugh at a woman's joke, not matter how big her tits are.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION # 5 - I will no longer start pedophillia rumors about people just because they disagree with me politically.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION # 6 - I will go to the gym instead of just pinching my fat tits in the mirror.
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION # 7- I will resist the overwhelming desire to sniff my fingers after scratching my ass.
Posted By: usacanary on January 3rd 2012 at 03:58:09
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