They've all been tracked down and abducted
Robert Chase using secret contacts through former Iron Curtain security forces has used hidden tracking devices implanted in the internet when it was originally set up by the Catholic Church to track enemies of the Pope to discover where all the users of this board live and work.
Some he has neutralised with monkey gland chemicals.
Others he has attacked with miniature steam rollers in their sleep - steamrollers impregnated with apple juice.
The rest have been placed in secure storage at Guantanamo Bay.
And don't think he doesn't know where you live...
I've only managed to escape this long by sending the chip implanted in my brain hidden images of Natalie Imbrugla and Alyson Hannigan getting it on with a strap-on, thus distracting the spies while I covertly move from one safe house to another.
Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist on October 7th 2005 at 15:31:12
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- this board (General Chat) - ima4eandaknobjockey, Oct 7, 15:12:59
- They've all been tracked down and abducted (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 7, 15:31:12
- would just like to make clear this isn't me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 7, 15:21:25
- Makes no odds. It was you, wether it was or it wasn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 15:28:28
- How do you feel to be the reason nobody uses this board any more (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 15:14:29
- Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 15:14:05
- You're absolutely right (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Oct 7, 15:13:49
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