if someone was to do a portrait of me, they would have to be very good at drawing muscles

You would not believe how amazingly muscular I am. One day I was looking at myself in the mirror for about an hour when I thought, I wonder just how muscular I can get. So I bought myself some of this stuff. I am now huge. Really huge. I've always wanted my head to be totally out of proportion with my body and I'm happy to say now that is exactly what it is. Some people say I'm big headed, but when I look in the mirror my head is noticeable tiny compared with my body so I don't know what they're on about. I feel like I look how every man should look...Massive and Strong. Put it this way, if someone wanted to do a portrait of me, they would have to be very good at drawing muscles. Another thing I've noticed is when you get as massive as me is that you lose the use of your neck. When people call me from behind I now have to rotate my entire body to see who's there ( a small price to pay for looking as good as I do). A lot of people stare at me when I'm out and about, some people burst into jealous hysterical laughter because they're so jealous! I doubt you will ever get as big as me, but this stuff will help.

Get it, drink it, get massive. Yeah! I'm going to see how far I can pull my truck with the hand-brake on now. Boom!

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Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on November 12th 2011 at 10:25:11

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