I really shouldn't, but this has been rattling around in my head for ages

NW - I wish to register a complain! 'Ello, miss?

Paul Jewell - Whatd'ya mean, "miss"?

NW - never mind that my lad, I wish to register a complain about this here Jarrett which I brought not 3 months ago, from this very boutique!

PJ - Ah yes, the Wigan Blue...what seems to be wrong with it?

NW - It's crap, that's what's wrong with it. When I purchased it, you claimed its total lack of ability was due to it being tired and shagged out after a prolonged season. Now that I've got him home, I've discovered it only played a dozen games. I want me money back!

PJ - No, no, it's just restin'. You need to wake 'im up, that's all.

And so on. You can take it from there!

Posted By: Lister of Smeg on October 3rd 2005 at 23:17:36

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The Reserves win 1-0 brennan scored but sounds bad for shacks (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 3, 23:04:20
- x-ray on what? (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 3, 23:05:06
  - Left ankle (n/m) (NCFC) - Thornbird, Oct 3, 23:07:38
  - leg (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 3, 23:07:06
    - By the way Jarrett missed a penalty (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 3, 23:08:35
      - I really shouldn't, but this has been rattling around in my head for ages (NCFC) - Lister of Smeg, Oct 3, 23:17:36
        
        Ah good stuff... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 3, 23:22:03
        
        Mate, this midfielder wouldn't "Voom" if you put four million volts through it! (NCFC) - Lister of Smeg, Oct 3, 23:24:36
        
        It's funny... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 3, 23:26:45
        
        Released 3 times as a youngster (NCFC) - Lister of Smeg, Oct 3, 23:31:54
        
        If I'd had him as a youngster... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 3, 23:35:19
        
        Ooh err, missus! (NCFC) - Lister of Smeg, Oct 3, 23:41:11
      - He's crap. (n/m) (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 3, 23:10:56
        
        So, is Dean Ashton crap too? (NCFC) - RobertFleck, Oct 3, 23:25:29
        
        lol (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 3, 23:28:09
        
        Well you can't judge him on 3 or 4 (NCFC) - RobertFleck, Oct 3, 23:34:37
        
        Get a life... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 3, 23:36:31
        
        Hey? (NCFC) - RobertFleck, Oct 3, 23:39:31
        
        Oh fuck off. (NCFC) - Squiggles, Oct 3, 23:43:39
        
        Put your head in between them and go blubby blubby blubby... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 4, 10:38:46
        
        I am afraid he probably is (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 3, 23:12:03
        
        lovely to look at though... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 3, 23:16:57

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