You really have to wonder about some people
I have just returned from my local mini-Tesco, where I witnessed the edifying sight of a generously-proportioned member of the staff trying to stop a shoplifter from escaping.
The offender, a chav in his early 20s, made it most of the way into a beaten-up car (Appropriately enough, I think it was a Vauxhall Chavalier) idling at the kerb for a quick getaway before the Tesco lady swooped like an avenging Valkyrie. As our hero had a firm grip on the stolen items, the accomplice roared off with a screeching of tires and a worrying cloud of exhaust smoke, hauling the offender with him and leaving the prize of this mighty contest on the pavement...
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a 2-pack of kitchen towels. And, obviously, his car registration number.
What can I say? It was just...surreal.
Posted By: Lister of Smeg on October 3rd 2005 at 19:41:30
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- You really have to wonder about some people (General Chat) - Lister of Smeg, Oct 3, 19:41:30
- I saw some kids put another fat kid into a wheely bin today. Looked really funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 3, 19:49:29
- I have the image in my head lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 3, 20:03:13
- I saw some kids put another fat kid into a wheely bin today. Looked really funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Tudster, Oct 3, 19:49:29
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