Probably seen before, but funny - football chants
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" - Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia.
When Wolves fans started chanting "we are wolves we are wolves we are wolves" Leeds fans started chanting "we are human, we are human we are human"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright Philips "Where's your real dad, where's your real dad?"
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song) "If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next"
Man U fans in tune to Lord of the Dance "Park, Park, Where ever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house".
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Ipswich family
der der der der clap clap etc
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" - Newcastle fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed.
(to the tune of craig david - rewind)
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
(To the tune of Lost that Loving Feeling)
We've got that Terry phelan
Wooah that terry Phelan
We've got that terry phelan
And hes sub, sub, sub
Woooo-ooo-oo- ooh
(this was originally a Man City song as when they sold him they sang "We've lost that Terry Phelan ... no he's gone, gone, gone Wooooo -- ooo - ooo!"
Posted By: Capital Canary on October 3rd 2005 at 14:41:06
Message Thread
- Probably seen before, but funny - football chants (Other Football) - Capital Canary, Oct 3, 14:41:06
- Wright-Phillips, ooh stop it. My poor sides. Guffaw. Hmm. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 3, 15:17:56
- That was a bit tasteless (Other Football) - Capital Canary, Oct 3, 15:30:08
- How happy I am (Other Football) - Tomblander, Oct 3, 14:49:22
- Hee hee.. that makes two of us then!.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Squirrel, Oct 3, 14:51:38
- It's the one that goes, something like, cos I'm not claiming to know this for defo... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 3, 14:55:05
- Craig David all over your *boink*. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 3, 15:07:22
- What's a "boink" please? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 3, 15:08:06
- Dunno. Ask Craaaaaig David. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 3, 15:12:53
- It's the noise a pig makes when it burps.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Squirrel, Oct 3, 15:08:51
- You would know. :>) (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Oct 3, 15:09:44
- Cos I know everything!.. (Other Football) - Squirrel, Oct 3, 15:13:43
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 3, 15:11:04
- You would know. :>) (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Oct 3, 15:09:44
- What's a "boink" please? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 3, 15:08:06
- Beat your skinny furry ass... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Oct 3, 14:56:26
- Oh no you didn't... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 3, 14:58:35
- Craig David all over your *boink*. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 3, 15:07:22
- hem hem... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Oct 3, 14:55:03
- Thanks to the all those from the Craig David fan club.. (Other Football) - Squirrel, Oct 3, 15:01:06
- It's the one that goes, something like, cos I'm not claiming to know this for defo... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 3, 14:55:05
- I thought that was quite a good un... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Oct 3, 14:51:18
- Hee hee.. that makes two of us then!.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Squirrel, Oct 3, 14:51:38
- Wright-Phillips, ooh stop it. My poor sides. Guffaw. Hmm. (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Oct 3, 15:17:56
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