and I get the batman s**t virtually every day

jesus, do people not realise that I've heard that unfunny shtick a million times? It must be a nightmare having a catchphrase on national telly. Steve Coogan must hate being in public

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on October 13th 2011 at 17:58:28

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Why must people always insist on abbreviating my name? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:32:02
- You mean like the Sun? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:34:47
  - that is just plain retarded (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:36:19
    - They managed to get "Cops", "Brits" and "Tot" all in one article the other day. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:37:42
      - tot? to mean child? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:40:50
        
        tabloid papers do. they have their own language. No-one says 'cops', either.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 13, 17:42:11
        
        You hear that a fair bit nowadays don't you? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:44:00
- What do they say? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 17:33:16
- Sorry Worz (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 13, 17:32:51
  - Worz is fine (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:35:08
    - Because Robin is just about the gayest name known to man. HTH. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 17:45:51
      - Really? *pulls face* I love that name (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 17:54:44
        
        he's obviously gay (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:56:56
        
        I love my adopted name (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:06:20
        
        Oh of course, why don't people use your real name? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:14:53
        
        Well (on no) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:19:13
        
        That's just an iPhone autocorrect of what they were really texting (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 18:23:55
        
        wait for it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:24:42
        
        what's the link between sam and sucking socks? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:21:32
        
        Sammy Suckysocks. That's really rather cute for a little 'un (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 18:29:44
        
        Yeah, I don't even remember doing it (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:36:18
        
        it was probably changed from cocks (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 18:22:57
        
        ^^^ crank (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:24:19
        
        um (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:22:49
        
        never heard of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:35:53
        
        and a google search brings up nothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:36:30
        
        oh, it's not anything (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:38:31
        
        a bit like (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 18:40:28
        
        stop projecting your fantasies onto me Suggs (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:46:15
        
        Nah, cos of his location, like Roque Robin (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 13, 18:43:07
      - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 17:46:36
        
        tell that to Robin Cousins (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:48:39
        
        robin day is dead (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 17:50:09
        
        is he? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:52:07
        
        i worked with a robin (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 17:47:03
        
        Rob conjures up nasty images of baseball-capped cunts to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:49:30
        
        because the full name is embarrassing to say! (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 17:49:12
        
        I am absolutely certain I didn't type that apper stroaf, there. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 17:50:53
        
        fuck off is it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:50:31
        
        yeah true (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 17:49:52
        
        Robin van Persie (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:53:33
        
        yeah but he is dutch (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 17:54:21
        
        "Gee Wilikers Batman!" (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Oct 13, 17:55:40
        
        and I get the batman shit virtually every day (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:58:28
        
        famous musician? (General Chat) - phrankin, Oct 13, 18:00:48
        
        utter cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 18:01:11
        
        my work here is done :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Oct 13, 18:07:26
        
        what about robin reliant? (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 18:00:35
        
        not known in Chile I don't think (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:02:36
        
        Reliant Robin FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 18:44:49
        
        I spotted an original Austin Cambridge the other day (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:51:44
        
        I once owned a Wolseley 1660, built on similar lines iirc (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 18:55:23
        
        that sounds pretty good tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 19:47:55
    - Deborah? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:36:11
      - that's three syllables really (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 13, 17:38:43
      - that must be the most vile woman's name around (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:36:53
        
        It's a hand cleaner in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:38:49
        
        Yes, yes it is - (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:39:11
        
        I think Swarfega would be a prettier name for a girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:40:24
        
        I used to work with a girl who, when planning a name for her imminent sprog, (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 17:58:40
        
        That's quite lovely (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 18:01:01
        
        sandra? (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 17:37:09
        
        that's nasty too (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 13, 17:41:47
        
        I briefly had a girlfriend called Sandra. She was lovely. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 18:57:46
- ok worz (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 13, 17:32:47

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