Can't top that

But this is not bad:

"David Hasselhoff has achieved critical acclaim through his superlative work on television shows such as Knight Rider and Baywatch. Many would suggest this precludes him from a serious career as a singer; how wrong they are.

God made man and angel, but only in David Hasselhoff did he combine the two. He has the body of a perfect man, and the voice of a perfect angel. Listening to this CD is like staring into the ears of God. It almost seems obscene to assign such perfection a price. It is at once a work of limitless value and a commodity essential to the continuation of blissful human existance. In Utopia, the Songs of David Hasselhof flow through nature and life like wind and water.

Somehow David Hasselhof has defied technology and produced a CD capable of stimulating every sense and emotion the body and mind are capable of. You will hear, see, touch, and smell David Hasselhof. Never before has an album made me react this way -a real, tangible, physical reaction. The blood flowing from my eyes, ears, and nose was my body's way of saying "The song hot shot city is particularly good". "

Particularly like the crass misuse of "superlative". Sets up the horrors that follow.

Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote on October 1st 2005 at 01:50:13

Message Thread

Otto (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:04:42
- Would you like 'Hot Shot City'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 01:23:14
  - I'd rather have (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:25:41
    - Tough luck, you're getting 'Hot Shot City'. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 01:26:47
      - Hughes it by? (n/m) (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:31:03
        
        The one and only ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 01:34:01
        
        And my personal favourite (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 01:46:53
        
        Can't top that (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:50:13
        
        Amazon reviews (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:53:31
        
        Erm... (NCFC) - Mitch mitchelson, Oct 1, 01:52:04
        
        I love the way so many reviews end with "The song Hot Shot City is particularly good". (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 01:53:53
        
        You do realise (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:57:28
        
        I've just downloaded it - every bit as good as promised. Maybe better. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 1, 02:02:04
        
        Razorlight ... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 1, 01:32:15
        
        Yeah but (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:37:17
        
        Should be the American National Anthem (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 1, 01:43:30
        
        IMO (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:47:02
        
        While you're probably right (especially about Murdock & BA) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 1, 01:53:49
        
        and obviously (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Oct 1, 01:55:23
      - Fantastic - everything you said it would be! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 1, 01:29:44
- Oi! We're chatting - butt out (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 1, 01:22:21
- Think he's gone! (n/m) (NCFC) - Surrey, Oct 1, 01:18:18

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