Read Julian Barnes' 'History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters'

the first chapter does a lovely take on the Ark story.
The unicorns got done in for some reason, but Mrs Noah kept their horns...

Posted By: CWC on September 30th 2005 at 16:27:34

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Why are Post It Notes called Post It notes as you nver post them (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 30, 16:06:00
- On Noah's ark, what did the carnivores eat? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwan not worthy, Sep 30, 16:13:49
  - Big mac and Fries, a doughnut and strawberry milkshake (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Sep 30, 16:18:44
  - the herbivores obviously. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 30, 16:16:37
    - is that what happened to unicorns then? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwan not worthy, Sep 30, 16:17:38
      - Read Julian Barnes' 'History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters' (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 30, 16:27:34
      - savagely munched by a pair of marauding chihuahas? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwan not worthy, Sep 30, 16:18:08
  - vitamin tablets (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 30, 16:14:48
  - Pedigree chum? (n/m) (General Chat) - MSL, Sep 30, 16:14:34
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 16:16:09
- Why is Satan only the "Prince of Darkness" - who is the King of Darkness? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwan not worthy, Sep 30, 16:11:45
  - Justin Hawkins. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 30, 16:26:33
  - God (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 30, 16:12:23
- Did you know that the man who invented the PostIt note (General Chat) - DDiM, Sep 30, 16:10:25
  - Mike Nesmith's mum invented Tippex. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 30, 16:13:09
- Why do you call it a blow job when what you pay Mrs Royle to do is suck (n/m) (General Chat) - iwan not worthy, Sep 30, 16:10:09
- Why doesn't cottage cheese taste of houses? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 16:09:15
  - loj Lovely old job (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 30, 16:10:56
  - why is soda bread not fizzy? (n/m) (General Chat) - MSL, Sep 30, 16:10:06
- Why are firemen called firemen? They aren't actually on fire... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 30, 16:07:08
  - cracking point they should be called long hoses or something (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 30, 16:08:14
    - or puttingoutfireandrescuingcatsstuckintree smen (n/m) (General Chat) - MSL, Sep 30, 16:09:26
      - Damn right. (General Chat) - Squiggles, Sep 30, 16:10:31
        
        Why r we called fans, we don't stand there blowing at the players trying to cool them down (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 30, 16:13:07
        
        Speak for yourself. And I even do it at the telly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 30, 16:17:03
        
        Pickingupstraypiecesoffleshandbrainattra fficaccidents men you mean ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 30, 16:11:38
- Never sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - I love beating scum, Sep 30, 16:06:17
  - What, not even if you ran over an old dear's cat or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 30, 16:10:19
    - Nice. I see what you did there. Very clever. Bonus points. (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 30, 16:51:08

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