What about if, right, say you had just done a look at a 5mm masonry bit in the window of

Thorns when an agile Jennifer whooshed up right quick on her Razor Rip Rider 360, hit the kerb, went airborne and performed a Saran Wrap right over the top of your Faas 500s, landed awkwardly, legs akimbo, sending her billowing summer dress to the top of her silken thighs as she uttered "Cunt".

Would you rub your stupid, f**king head with a gloved, left hand and run up to Geralds, whip your jeans down and pretend to hypnotise some old people with swirly hands and your pathetic penis or...

...would you felt tip the words of "In a Rut" onto the thin layer of cotton that separated your face from her moist, puffy vagina?

hmmm?

Say you had ventured into the fine city one day and this event befell you, whcih course of action, out of the two detailed above, do you think you might take?

hmmm? hmmm?

well?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 12th 2011 at 12:30:17

Message Thread

What about if, right, say you had just done a look at a 5mm masonry bit in the window of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:30:17
- I'd keep my H eyes, staring at the rude boy (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 12, 13:34:55
  - That's why I went with 'runt' option (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 12, 13:36:51
    - minus 'n' please (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 12, 13:37:02
- In a rut, gotta get out of it, out of it (General Chat) - APB, Aug 12, 13:22:31
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:25:31
- B,every single time (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 12, 13:08:26
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 13:10:16
- I wouldn't be in that situation. I already have a 5mm masonry bit, so no need to look at (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 12, 13:00:55
- liking puffy vadge option, option B defo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 12, 12:47:59
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:48:20
- Puffy vagina (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 12, 12:44:27
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:45:48
- B I'm going for B. Option number B please. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 12, 12:42:23
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:43:54
- moist, puffy vagina (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 12, 12:41:22
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:42:04
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 12:38:35
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:38:56
- In a rut... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 12, 12:36:18
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:36:53
- felt pen every time. Permanent marker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 12, 12:32:43
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 12, 12:33:23

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