Now everyone's going mad

Find a modern writer who could possibly construct a sentence like this:

"Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain."

Posted By: yarmyyarmy on August 5th 2011 at 15:04:45

Message Thread

I hate Kindles... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 5, 14:08:47
- went on a weeks holiday with a mate who had one..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 5, 14:33:27
  - "Afraid to leave it on the beach" But not his wallet, ipod, or keys? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 14:35:27
    - Also, poor old Charles Dickens isn't getting much of a cut (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 5, 14:39:53
      - He gets nowt anyway, it's public domain (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 14:46:32
        
        And exactly how much of that goes to the little Bangledeshi orphans (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 5, 14:52:38
        
        At least they get a good read out of it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 14:55:11
        
        Now everyone's going mad (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 15:04:45
    - he didnt have any keys, wallet or ipod with him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 5, 14:36:21
- I would love to make a photo of a bookcase filled with kindles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 5, 14:27:47
- They aren't mutually exclusive, are they. Do you own an mp3 player? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 14:24:57
  - I have this what I is typing on - me ifoon... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 5, 14:37:13
    - And with your ifoon or any mp3 player you compromise sound quality for convenience (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 14:42:21
      - But I buy records and books. I'm keeping this shit real... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 5, 14:55:32
        
        Also let's not forget the Amazon still "own" (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 5, 14:58:06
        
        I don't own one in case anyone thinks DoY is referring to me... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 5, 15:20:44
      - i keep mine in boxes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 14:46:32
      - I like the feel, smell, experience, reading in bath (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 5, 14:44:14
- Kindles are fine. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 5, 14:16:13
  - My 84 year old Grandma got a kindle for her birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 5, 14:17:52
    - Has she got wind too?.. (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 5, 14:20:56
      - So do I (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 5, 14:26:55
      - I'm with you on this one. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 14:25:46
    - 84 of 'em. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 5, 14:19:29

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