cooking a whole deer on a spit tonight over a camp fire whilst camping

ray mears eat your heart out!

Posted By: Tony Martin on July 22nd 2011 at 15:26:18

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Right, before this summer is out I'm going to make a duck or gooseburger. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:32:55
- cooking a whole deer on a spit tonight over a camp fire whilst camping (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 15:26:18
  - What about if you cooked a swallow on a spit? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 15:27:51
    - African or European? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 15:57:31
    - you'd go hungry (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 22, 15:35:16
- I'll bring you some back from Frances. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:34:53
  - Is it legal to import/export meat? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:36:35
    - He could smuggle it in down his trousers (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 22, 14:42:28
      - A horse in his pants. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:48:23
    - I don't know. I could swallow it, then shit it out again. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:41:39
      - Stick it to your face. Horse chops. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 22, 14:49:23
        
        That's what i was thinking (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 22, 14:53:26
        
        Good idea Tuds. I could also fashion a kind of horse hat out of it. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:50:47
      - I'd want it pure, so you'd have to ingest nothing but horse. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:44:08
        
        OK, I can do that. Imagine the stench. Just imagine, nothing but horse for 48 hours. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:50:02
        
        You'd be gurgling like a geyser about to go off. For hours. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:51:55
        
        And when it finally went, it'd be apocalyptic. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:52:25
        
        It'd be like the shoebomber. But the horsebottombomber. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:59:27
        
        Imagine sitting next to me on the plane. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:52:20
        
        Do pints of Activia to avoid all out prolapse (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Jul 22, 14:55:27
        
        "All out prolapse". I lolled. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:56:24
        
        A Prolapsed Butthole. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 22, 14:56:48

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