Time for one of my legendary testicular rib ticklers

A woman was in court for stealing a can of peaches. The judge asked "how many peaches are in a tin", She replied 4

"I'm going to sentence you to a month per peach"

As she was being led away, her husband in the gallery shouted "and she stole a tin of peas!!!!!!"

Posted By: pants on July 6th 2011 at 15:02:14

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