well, first you have to seduce them

but once you've done that you indulge in some foreplay - you don't want to go charging in there like a bull in a china shop - at least not yet!
Maybe a leaf massage, followed by some light kissing on the petals before parting them with your fingers... and I'm sure you can take it from there

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on June 29th 2011 at 17:48:41

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Whittingham linked again (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 29, 17:42:46
- How do you shag a daffodil ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 17:46:04
  - well, first you have to seduce them (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 29, 17:48:41
    - Wish you had told me before, we had loads in the garden a few weeks ago.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 18:19:56
      - oh I don't know, she might be into a threesome with a daffodil (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 29, 18:24:21
        
        Will ask her when I get home, so if you don't hear from me again.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jun 29, 18:31:06
        
        good luck, a world of plant pleasure awaits (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 29, 18:31:42
- I hope for all our sakes this story is a non starter (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 17:45:48
- i'd heard pompey were interested (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Jun 29, 17:44:24
  - nope, seemed recycled, so may just be based on renewed interweb gossip (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 29, 17:46:02
    - Are Leicester linked? (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Jun 29, 18:18:59
      - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 18:49:20

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