I had that nice Mr Worthington round yesterday

I said to him "Hello Mr Worthington. I thought you might be in need of light refreshment so I've brewed a nice pot of tea." And he said to me "I don't care what you think. I'm in charge and I'm having a horlicks". Which I thought was just a little bit rude.
Anyway we were sat in the drawing room - me having a tea - and him having a horlicks and I said "I think cook has got some nice bourbon biscuits in the pantry". And he said "I don't care what you think. I'm in charge and I'm having a garibaldi". Which I thought was a little bit presumptuous since I've been serving tea and biscuits for 36 years and it was my house and I do know what I'm talking about.
So anyway, I smiled sweetly and I said "Listen to me knobbly knees. I also happen to be a shareholder so if I have to turn up at the next AGM to make my point I will. And there will be hundreds like me - so then you WILL care what we think. And take those shorts off. You look f**king ridiculous."

Posted By: The year of the twat on September 26th 2005 at 13:41:52

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